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Sunday, February 15, 2015
Saturday, February 7, 2015
The hunger games parody
If you want a good laugh since the hunger games is doing so well at the box office. This is right up your ally, Kat, Jake, neyteri, even lady gaga. Time to starve.
ALEXANDER

This is a live action Movie based on a classic kid's book, about a kid who wakes up and everything unimaginable that could ever happen to someone ends up happening to him. Making it the worst day in his entire life! Now the on screen adaptation juggled things around a little, and in the movie his bad luck wears off on the entire family making it the day from hell. But the main lesson of the movie is if you're having a bad day turn the negative into a positive.
Monday, January 26, 2015
ZERO DARK THIRTY
Patrick - Squadron Team Leader: [approaching the bin Laden compound] Who here has been in a helo crash before?
[every hand goes up]
Patrick - Squadron Team Leader: Okay, so we're all good.
This is a edgy retelling about the day we finally got our glory back. The day when a helicopter crashed in Pakistan and the navy seals squad ended Osama Bin-Laden's reign of terror.
The Eye
Sydney Wells: [voice-over while Sydney walks in the street and settles in a café] People say seeing is believing, but for me, that's not entirely true. I lost my sight when I was five years old. Those memories of what I have seen have faded so much that I doubt I'd even recognize myself anymore. Now I see using my other senses. I can smell the rain before it drops, but I can't watch it fall. I can feel the sun on my face, but I can't see it rise or set. I want to see the world like everyone else, to see the sun, the rain, the music. Oh I bet music looks beautiful.
Jessica Alba from Fantastic Four stars in this eerie thriller about a blind woman who goes for an Eye implant only to find out the eye she is given lets her see into the underworld.
Expendables 3
Conrad Stonebanks: [Holding the young Expendables hostage] Well, lookin' a little strung out there, kids! This is what you get for being pawns in Barney's moral chess game.
Conrad Stonebanks: [looks at Thorn] That one looks a little slack.
Conrad Stonebanks: [soldiers straighten Thorn out while Stonebanks turns to Luna] You know, I feel most bad for you.
Luna: I don't give a shit how you feel.
Conrad Stonebanks: I do, I have a daughter. I have feelings. Anyway, when the CIA, I presume that is who you're working for. The CIA, am I right? I bet you don't know who you're working for. What, for Barney? Do you know who he's working for? Does HE know who he's working...? It gets very confusing. Anyway when the CIA wanted guys doing the dangerous work in the dangerous places, they called us, they didn't want to get their hands dirty. They called us. Yep, we cleared every hotspot they had, we bumped the bad guys so the good guys could roll in looking like heroes. We killed a lot. But we saved more lives than you could possibly imagine. Then, the boys on the Hill wanting no loose ends tried to bury me. I was an American! Working for America! Was. They'd eat their own children. The lesson here is... Never do business with the government. I'm going to save you that heartache. He never will.
The roughnecks are back! Hopefully not making this their last because it has new people in it because Bruce Willis bowed out replacing him with Harrison Ford as the new front man.
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